I've blown a few things in my day
I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
like in an apt above a crackhead. A LEGIT CRACKHEAD. he woke me up every morning this week asking me if I wanted to buy a mini fridge and some CDs. at 5 am. EVERY DAY.
i drank out of a bidet.
If you value my life, if you value your own, please look for that godforsaken cookie. Please.
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
Your mom won me $100 and you showed me your tits. Solid evening.
She was trying to drink out of the beer bong and she thought it didn't work. Little did she know there was no beer in there. Then she got mad at us. Girls.
He sent me a recycled dick pic! He could at least use one without sunlight in it, considering it's 10pm
But the sex is so much better when he already has a girlfriend
I was in a competition with shots tonight...shots won.
I thought the first time I got peed on it would be by a baby...
Ya know. I was thinking of my slutty moments the other day and finally know which one makes the number 1 spot.
It's been a week I should not still be finding glitter in my pants.
His mom just pulled off a quadruple cockblock. I'm not sure if I'm mad or impressed?
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