Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
We have a drunk bartender with her nips a quarter inch from bein out buying us shots. GET HERE.
You just said the magic words
My ex best friend's ex fuck buddy is visiting. There was no other option but day drinking.
Just so were clear I meant the head your face is on
Would it be a good deed to leave a 32 pack of bud light next to a bum sleeping in the park?
Btw I don't have words to express my appreciation at how many times you've had to be on a dirty bar bathroom floor for me in the past two weeks
Sometimes you just gotta fuck a has been local celebrity for your 15 minutes.
When he opened the car door the whole thing fell off. Even that can be forgiven via his monster cock.
With everyone putting up pictures of their moms on Facebook it's time to go single MILF hunting.
I have fence marks all over my body
Life without a bra equals bliss.
9 am booty call on your ex's birthday. Fuck yea
Puking out the window is really hard when you're the one driving.
Mass text: You have all failed me. How have the people I loved so much let me go so long in life without ever eating a McRib sandwich?!
Dude, she stopped mid blow job to ask the cat's name. ADHD might be a deal breaker after all.
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