I don't smoke a lot but now and then I do. Weed and I are like still standing naked in a bathroom together deciding if we should blow one another or bolt for the exit. An awkward relationship.
too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
well i was about to unbutton his pants but then i realized they had an elastic waste-band, so no, that didnt happen
My boyfriend just sent me flowers. I am now crying at the fact i fucked my fat neighbor. God please help me.
Just found a ramen cup in the stall and all of the showers running with no one in them. WHERE ARE YOU?
We stuck the straw in the bourbon as a joke, you saw it as a challenge.
He said he only likes girls with a sense of humor, after he took his pants off I understood why
Right now Tom has the 2nd floor office bathroom under siege. He shit/clogged one toilet, and he's throwing up in the sink.
I've woke up with the same hoodie on backwards, twice this week. I think that's a record
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
How is it medically possible for my urine to smell like espresso
The lady that was sitting beside me thought the best way to cheer herself up was to pet and ruffle my hair while crying and telling me her problems...
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
still drunk on my way to class to give my presentation on the negative affects of alcohol on the body. hell yes.
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