Those former-lesbian gone white-trash bars always seem to be your favorite.
Seriously. You just grinded your ass all over the heisman trophy's dick. I want you to think about that.
As per my father's affair, married men are no longer off limits.
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
Between my vibrator and my iPhone carpal tunnel is inevitable.
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
4 days in college, 3 frat parties. I haven't been this drunk since the unspeakable Jäger bomb incident in Sweden.
I just want it to be said that I had sex in my Belle dress last night. Classy motherfucker.
My snow day: told Cam, "we're not dating today, we're just roommates." No bra, boxers, drinking whiskey by myself for the past 2 hours, yelling at The Ultimate Fighter reruns from 3 years ago.
Holy shit, add "successfully got stoned secretly at a party where a cop was" to my list of accomplishments.
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
I'm sitting next to the guy that peed in our drying machine
I HAVENT HAD A NICE A NICE DICK SINCE FEBRUARY!! I WANNA KEEP THIS ONE!!!
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
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