Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
you could play connect the dots with the people ive fucked in this room
i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
i decided not to call her again when she started singing "goodbye my lover" as i was walking out the door..
in case you havent found it already in honor of Toy story 3 we wrote ANDY on the bottom of your foot while you were passed out on the couch.
She was having a seizure right in front of you, and you asked, "So there's no more donuts?"
She called him at 5 AM so that he'd be ready for her birthday breakfast and drinks at 6. This is why people don't need to wait until their 21st to have their first drink.
I miss living with her. She was the only person who was a bigger train wreck than I am.
The beer shits the day after completing the World Beer Tour at Epcot are just as epic as the tour itself.
Aaaaaaaand dick pic. God bless america, and god bless tinder.
He said he discovered the mysteries of the universe inside an orange... I want whatever he was on.
We trekked into the state forest, laid the comforter down and he proceeded to tell me that we could stay here and stargaze, turned me around and fucked me like the lion king.
Is it weird that I have your number saved in my phone as baby Jesus?
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
Have you considered murder?
Other than my credit score and this bowl of oatmeal, not really. It's very messy
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