How is it that lesbians won't hit on me at a gay club, but they'll hit on me every time I go to Walmart?
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
dont be like that, i wasnt picking him over you. I was picking multiple orgasms over zoolander.
I'm not being over dramatic, but I think my heart is going to stop beating.
He offered to drive me out of state to meet up with my fuck buddy. Like best brother in law ever.
Amazing how you can get from "Merry Christmas" to sex in three texts.
I could have done it in 2
Highlight of the night was you walking into the men's room yelling "My husband is diabetic" and crawling under the stall to yell at me.
Don't worry, I'm preparing for tonight by lining my purse with a garbage bag.
The fuck-me-pumps were hot, the XL hoody kinda ruined it.
He told me he felt like he was just pistol-whipped by Testicle Man.
can we just punch him in the dick and call it a victory for feminism
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
Is it wrong that I get drunk and let him eat me out then fall asleep? He offers me so much and yet I do nothing. I feel like a republican.
Guy just rode past on a lowrider bike smoking a blunt, I want his life
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