When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
so later when i'm crying over him remind me that he once called his penis "senor weeper"
Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
angela screamed across the room SHES A CHAMP when i told the pharmacist plan b doesnt make me throw up
I'm worried I'm going to miss my flight so I set a series of alarms on my phone to act as checkpoints to make sure I'll be there. 2am-stop drinking; 4am-stop fucking stephanie, get some sleep; 5am-wake up, fuck stephanie once more; 6am-get to the airport
almost getting arrested is turning into fucking this cop in his ex wife's lawn. see you tomorrow
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
I met her dad while holding 4 empty beer bottles at the opera house. I think I made a hell of an impression.
I am currently explaining what double penetration is to the bridesmaid I hooked up with at my cousin's wedding. This is my life.
Whoever was the last to get in from the chinese firedrill had to pay the dealer.
I can't stream porn because Xbox live is taking all the Internet. I thought having a male roommate would make life easier.
Somehow those two combined like captain planet and shit went haywire
Ehhh, contemplating pain killers and fruit snacks if that's any indication.
As he put it in he shouted "geronimo!"
Wow... So was the sex good?
Yeah but it doesn't matter. My vagina is not a pool.
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