This kristen chick is fuckin nuts. She's pyscho. She's a trainwreck. She carries baggage. She's... Perfect.
Do I give off a "I have a sex tape" vibe???
Dude, the girl i fucked last night left wearing my high school musical shirt you bought me. she also left her panties here though.
The one with Zac Efrons face on it? You definitely got the short in of the stick. i'd rather have the shirt
fuck. yeah me too. i don't even think these panties would fit me
i just turned the eviction notice into a beer pong list
I'm not sure where but someone shit somewhere in the house
I'm crawling around naked in my room looking for my hairbrush. Just thought I'd put that image in your head.
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
We defiantly won best dressed in the ER tonight
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
Nah, just ran around, pinned random men to walls, bit their lips of and booked it.
When you're done railing that chick, there is still half a pizza and some ninja turtle mac and cheese down here if you want
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
Alcohol won't break your heart. I mean, unless it's all gone maybe
You screamed out "happy birthday Jesus" followed by chugging Bacardi straight out the bottle
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
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