New word for getting laid so we don't sound like whores in public when we are talking about it : stamp the passport
i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
At least he's not married... I hate Halloween hookups
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
Thank god the bicycalist i hit was on drugs
Getting arrested together sounded so much more fun in theory.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
Today I left one job interview, showed up randomly at his house for a midday bootycall then left right after to attend my second job interview. I got both jobs
I'm shotgunning a 12 pack at a bus stop. This is why we pay the rent with an auto withdrawal at the beginning of the month
I'm at the nutcracker high as shit. It's so beautiful. I cried.
Just found an airplane bottle of whiskey and I didn't put it in my coffee. I think I deserve a little recognition this morning.
We put you in the box and you started to cry, that's how high you were.
That was my first party and they were so suprised that this little freshman girl was a FUCKING BEER PONG QUEEN.
I don't care how many things you caught on fire, it's still not as bad as doing coke and then filming yourself having sex.
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