Is she bent over a couch yet or did daylight savings time throw off her usual schedule?
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
You know you had a bad blackout when you forget you held the stanley cup.
It's the foolproof way to identify who didn't get laid last night
all i remember was you yelling "look at my little feet" at everyone on the way home from the bar.
I knew it was gonna be a rough night when the guys next to us at Relay for Life started shot gunning beers and yelling "This ones for all the hot chicks that went bald because of cancer". It kinda went downhill from there....
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
At my place... I'm gonna be honest though stonewall Jackson is not going to be able to rally the troops. Too many shots of tequila
Jesus, I think this onesie was designed to keep me from masturbating.
All I know is I was bleeding, she was bleeding, we stole someone's Lucky Charms, and then I made you guys order a pizza
We watched ESPN, hooked up, got waffles. You know, a typical weekend.
He sent me a website link to GIF on Snapchat. I don’t think he understands how Social Media works.
Here's the "to do" list i just found on my phone: buy stripper pole, make sex playlist, buy febreeze
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