He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
How does "I'm not drinking tonight" turn into body shots?
He woke up in the ambulance thinking he was still in the club.
They make twin pack pregnancy tests for girls like us
i'd say i'm about at weeping-uncontrollably-in-a-puddle-of-my-own-tears-and-urine level
Haha. I got you. I always pay you back somehow. Do you accept all major forms of payment: cash, taco bell, and patriotic underwear?
Is this the 6 foot tall blonde I screwed in the bar last weekend?
In the bar?! Very impressive! But keep guessing!
As a Chick-Fil-A employee, I think you'd appreciate the visual of me almost accidentally pulling out my wallet with a thong hooked on it as I payed for my waffle fries just now.
Please tell me you're not home alone watching Glitter.
Can you see in?
My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
I don't want to be drunk any more. Can you hit the off switch?
I had sex with two guys in one day. One on my grandma's couch, one on a golf course. This is the greatest post-surgery accomplishment I could ask for.
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
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