I am in shape. i keep telling you that.
Round is not "in shape," it's "a shape."
My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
My life is like the prequel to "40 Year Old Virgin"
Do you ever just think "I could really go for a good 30 minute blowjob". I do. Everytime jill smiles.�
Who was that guy I met at your brother's house who had to get stitches in his ass?
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
They conduct scientific research memoirs about what sort of shit happened last night after I ate those cookies.
he just hooked up with some chick in a bedroom upstairs so I just went to sleep in the pantry closet...
This is how my night is going so far. The bartender bought our last two rounds and I'm chasing a bee around the bar with a foam bat.
SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
He came over in a blaze orange vest with a case of beer and a shotgun yelling about "Dove Season" then passed out in the lawn. There he lies
Clearly I'm trying to change the world one fuck at a time
you DO IT for the people
he came over last night and we fucked with the great british baking show on in the background. it was beautiful
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
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