Only now do I see "not intended for use on skin" warning. Wonderful. But hey, my dick smells like magic marker.
Capitaan dildo arrescate!
I just jerked it so loud the neighbor banged on their floor. maybe my wife got the point
Im still in bed and cant move and i only had Two beers and a shot last night... how did I make it in college?
God gave us a 4 year grace period.
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
Convinced lucas all the eggs in the fridge are fertilized and now he's crying.
Colombian exchange intern from my Mom's friend's ranch loves me, and is staying the night because we got each other drunk. Successful Christmas? I think yes.
Never go with a hippy to a second location. I fucking hate Xanax.
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
I have this vague feeling that I was involved in a dance off with a homeless man?
He sent me a picture of Reese's peanut butter cups next to his dick. Of course I went over.
I've never had to kick an employee out of bed to go to work before.
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
i'm in a very strange mood rn i'm listening to bruno mars??? am i ok????
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
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