they just came back. i guess "were gonna go get dinner" means "were gonna fuck for 5 minutes at the little league field"
i really like this girl i slept with last night
you ask her out again?
yeah but she said she is busy next weekend getting married
No, I'm only going to drink half my paycheck. That's the responsible thing to do.
She just took off her shirt and jumped in the kiddie pool. We're not leaving.
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
Why am I a bad person? You were the one trying to get people to eat tape.
i feel like i am carryihg a baby. a baby made of alcohol.
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
So half of us were already throwing up outside when the Ukrainians ask us if we're ready to start partying yet. I love this country.
I LOVE YOU NO MATTER HOW MANY BALLS YOUVE SUCKED
He said bring my breathalyzer and Anna's pepper spray, I didn't ask questions
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
I can't hang out tomorrow. A boy wants to feed me ice cream and touch my boobs. Priorities.
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
I figure I since I made out with him that I at least had to save his number in my phone.
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