Just saw a midget shotgun a coors light
Besides Rainforest Cafe, there's nowhere i'd rather be intoxicated than here
it was like fucking gandolphs beard
i think i scared a bird with my dick
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
You seemed more interested in the queso dip than you were in the hand job
I'm sorry. I really don't see what's wrong with pregaming before a wine tasting.This champagne won't drink itself.
The wine tasting is just for charity anyways...
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
I'm so hungover I literally am considering drinking from the fishtank to avoid getting out of bed.
Was there a condom involved? Because he was saying he wanted a kid. Repeatedly.
In other news, I woke up still drunk and I think I literally just broke the Guinness book of world records for most bloody Mary's in one day...
I'm getting 800 nuggets from McDonald's
What the fuck dude? Now it's a "who is this?" convo going back and forth. Like... helllloooo you just sent me a picture of your penis! I'm entitled to ask who the fuck it is. I can't verify an identity by a body part.
Our faces when the strip club was closed looked like the grinch just stole Christmas ☹️
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