Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
My boss just told me $1,000 at a six hour event wouldn't be worth her time. She makes $70k a yr. and apparently never learned multiplication.
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
I want you to come here and listen to her climax and then tell me how funny you think it is.
Please tell me what happened last night... specifically who told me it was a good idea to pee in my shoe.
You were sad because he was "taking it out on the plant"
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
But he buys me breakfast and goes down on me THATS HARD TO FIND
What happened after I vommed in your shirt that I was wearing and threw it out the window on the highway?
Kinda awkward to hear your aunt complain about loose women when you're in town to be a stunt dick for a swingers convention. Just sayin.
Well I smoked some weird shit and I think I peed on my phone.
Thank you, my gorgeous heroine, for being such a total life-saver by giving me rides, forcing me to eat, providing porous absorbant surfaces to bleed on, and everything else you do <3
Just got done being naked and Mooning the cops. I'm still alive. Let's drink.
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
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