I don't know where I am, but its a Goosebumps novel waiting to happen.
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
I just beer bonged a sparks. You better get your ass over here because no one is on my level yet
phone sex would be way better if there was an app for that...
how does Santa get into Hogwarts?
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
He tried to say the picture wasn't him. Like I'd forget his curved boner.
That haircut screams I'm 35 but I still eat pussy.
Finding out he was uncircumcised by feeling his foreskin in my mouth was NOT ideal. New rule. Lights ALWAYS on.
Valuable lesson learned: if you reach the point where you have to talk yourself in to finishing the last half of your beer, you shouldn't try.
On a completely unrelated note I think I have carpal tunnel
Again, totally unrelated
We left the bar and you kept yelling "ONWARD SCION, TO GLORY!!"
He said he cried as he watched porn yesterday; I'd say he's taking the break-up pretty bad....
Henceforth: booty calls will now be referred to as "deliveries of anatomy". That is all.
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
Randomize
