if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
oh vodka. i could write you a sonnet.
I bet a guy could be masturbating under the table now and people would just think he was clapping along.
He brought over a 20 dollar bottle of wine. Who does that? This is college.
i need to find a birthday card for her that tells her how happy i am that i can now legally bang her
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
i'm satisfied with the level of pretty that his new girlfriend isn't.
Need a travel agent to tell me which countries in Asia have legalized prostitution for New Year. Fireworks would be cool too.
Drunk me was responsible for doing it, but sober me was definitely cheering him on
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
You poured 151 in your eye, ran face first into a tree, fell down, then threw a lawn chair at the dog...all before passing out in the hallway and pissing yourself. There is no way to redeem yourself.
Also, my guy said they would be around. And i clarified that when I asked him for mushrooms he didn't hear "a mushroom or two" but rather understood I meant "all the mushrooms you can find between now and 4th of July."
Randomize
