Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
All I remember from my 21st is crying because the bouncer made him put his shirt back on
yeah, but the first step is admitting you have a problem, the next step is kidnapping him
He gave up on mugging us when Dave wouldn't stop laughing. He was wiggling his finger at the knife and making baby noises and giggling. The guy just walked away.
This bowl of cereal would be the size of a giant's bowl-piece. It's. that. big.
How much did you smoke??
There's a black statue of liberty dancing on the side of the road. Please hold while I join him.
Dude id rather jerk off w a fist full of bee's than deal with that girl that never stops talking.
Dave used his AAA card to get my car towed to my house so I could get drunk. Evil genius.
If I puke off the kayak tomorrow think nothing of it.
For thanksgving we are only drinking wild turkey for the next 24hrs time to strap your balls back on and maybe a helmet
Ps we bought 8 pellet guns just now
My underwear said "hard to get" on the butt. He laughed when he took them off.
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
Stormed out of the house in frustration and now I'm in public and have to take a rage dump. Today sucks.
The Royals are in the World Series. I've never drank so much in one week in my life.
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