Joe is a total sociopath, I'm going to hook up with him tonight
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
You said you wanted to go to louisiana and get arrested by Steven segal
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
Your tequila is gone. I suggest you bring more home before you go out for dinner. Money is taped to mailbox.
at least the person I hooked up with donates to charity, the shirt I was wearing this morning was his relay for life shirt.
I'm at work, and just realized I the beer smell I keep getting random whiffs of is my bra. I fail at life.
Some guy just showed up at my door to return my bikini top. EXPLAIN NOW
He referred to our sex as being similar to "Two cheetahs cage fighting" and I have to agree.
When one of my seniors asked "Rough night?" I realized my poor decisions involving Tuesday night drinking did not go unnoticed.
Good night I hope you dream about knitting and threesomes
I've officially slept through a hurricane, a tornado and had sex during an earthquake. I'm surviving.
I drove them away with my sparkling personality and LOTR references.
my ex logged me out of his netflix so im gonna fuck his bestfriend as revenge
She's nice. But even when I am with her I am thinking of her mom, literally the hottest woman on earth.
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