what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
Fine. Just this once and because its veterans day will I send you a picture of my tits. You're lucky I love this country.
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
Your dad needs a mid life crisis affair thing, I could totally be that girl.
we didn't have anything to do and wanted to get our money's worth out of our costumes, so if you see two mermaids day drinking by the creek it's us
3pm strippers are depressing
That awkward moment when your boyfriend tries to have sex with his go pro on #hdporn
Peeing in taco bell cups is part of the fun of going to taco bell
I'M TOO HORNY FOR GRAMMAR!!!
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
We blew shit up to. With a cannon.
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