I hope you had to get up out of bed and walk across your room to check this text message
I made my rape whistle into a roach clip device. FRESHMAN YEAR!
After he came inside me, he made us hold hands and pray that I wasn't pregnant.
Please tell me the foreign boys in the kitchen this morning were yours.
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
Hello you've reached the get a clue corp. Our business hours are from take a hint to figure it out, eastern standard time. If you prefer to leave a message, don't, call back when you're not crazy, fat, and annoying.
i think if i got caught drinking at work i could get away with it if i started crying and saying my cat just died. as long as i'm confident.
let's just say if he has a penis and he hypothetically needs to put it somewhere... i would take care of that for him.
I woke up to find my purse full of puke, and all I could think was not again.
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
I never thought I'd end up with a prison pen pal through tinder
He gave me a back massage while we were fucking.
Did you get that?
WHILE WE WERE FUCKING.
The dogs decided to play a new game called "Who Can Scream the Loudest?"
I won.
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