"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
Apparently I was playing rock paper scissors against myself for 2 hours in the bathroom mirror.
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
We had to put his head at the bottom of the driveway so the puke would run down. Now he's sleeping outside.
Yeah, all the sudden I heard a loud "ding" and realized I had been passed out on the dorm elevator for about an hour....
There's two big trays of water in our freezer. I just hope they freeze by Saturday. for the ice luge.
its Wednesday...
they're reeeeeally big trays
I have your shoes, your bike, and someones blue underwear. Round 2 tonight?
at the time it didn't seem likely that you would ever find the cake in your underwear
I made a wizard staff out of Keystone light... I am therefore the smoothest wizard in all of our university's history.
I've come to the conclusion all of your awkward and complicated male encounters could easily be intercepted by a man town Yankee candle and a vibrator. Sleep on that tell me your thoughts in the morning. Sweet dreams.
My rule for unemployment is that I can't smoke before noon.
I haven't gotten up before 1 though, so it hasn't really impacted me.
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
I woke up this morning and had to retrieve my clothes from the flagpole, they were using my boxers as a makeshift rally flag for drinking. Yeah last night was a success.
Oh god, I forgot we had sex to Elton John
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