And now his mom knows I was dipping my pen in company ink
This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
it was better than the time i puked and I forgot to open the lid of the toilet
A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
i'm 6 minutes and 3 drinks deep before she gets here. she's do-able for a wednesday night, but i still need to mentally prepare, ya know?
I noticed how good my hair still looked. Apparently rum and coke in it helps it stay curly thru sex. May be using this more often.
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
It's cheaper then a lap dance and you get your hair cut.
Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
Just watched a guy ride a bike off his roof into his pool. On my way to the liquor store, picking you up in 20
Dude walks in wearing jean shorts and a graphic tshirt and goes home with an attractive female. EXPLAIN YOURSELF UNIVERSE.
i really need to shower, but i don't want to take off my bra and lose my cleavage. the struggle
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
I told him you forbid me to sleep with him so he needs to accept that.
Not drinking until my bday. I know it's only a few days but it feels like when couples get celibate before the wedding and there's all that tension.
Randomize
