She'll never know what hit her
I dunno. Girls tend to recognize ball-to-chin contact.
btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
While she was crying about breaking up, he looked at her through his fork and said "of course she's upset, she's in jail." Having sex with him tonight.
Found her laying down in a booth in iHop. She's a keeper.
He won't ever take me seriously if I keep getting drunk and hooking up with all his friends.
I have my ice chest next to my bed. Instead of breakfast in bed, its beers in bed. 10x better
It's been so long since i rode in a trunk. I'm riding in a trunk btw
we got cut off at 8 am. He spilled his drink three times on the plane. this should be one hell of a vegas trip
animal crackers drenched in taco bell mild sauce... surprisingly delightful
breakfast of champions
breakfast of stoners
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
It's like a double rainbow in both sides of the sky mixed with The Jeffersons.
After last night I think its official. Deep down, we like alcohol more than we like women.
There's times when I need to be plowed... and I'm ashamed to admit auto correct was able to predict that entire sentence.
No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags
I currently hiding in an upside down garbage can please come find me
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