You need to find a way to go down on me and lick my toes at the same time
I'll google it
We had a long talk in which he told me he respects me more than any other girl. 30 minutes later, I got a facial.
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
1 be hot 2 flirt with everyone 3 use hotness to make people do things for you. It's a simple model.
By the end of the night I was using him as a leg rest and he was handing me pizza rolls when I wiggled my hand. It's a proven method.
there's a strong possibility i came on your eyeliner last night bathroom sex was unplanned and rather messy sorry
The best part of that night wasn't even the sex, it was listening to her explain to her boyfriend why she was naked in her room while I hid in her closet.
There just aren't enough words in the English language to convey my deep and abiding love of your cock. So I am beefing up on my Portuguese.
My wife ladies and gentlemen! Love ya babe.
Jusy read on a science page that squeezing boobs can prevent cancer cells from forming in them, youre welcome.
I have a better chance beating China's military with slap bracelets than this plan has of working.
A particularly funny moment you may have missed; you walked in to the basement to announce that whoever was cooking sausages had left them on the grill for Hella long, only to be told that you were in fact the person grilling. At which point you just said, "the sausages are done" and walked out
He started making out with my boobs. I didn't know whether to be proud of my boobs or ashamed of my mouth.
Also, I just opened Google to find the lyrics to California Gurls. Karaoke night did us dirty.
ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
All the doctor said was why
The people around me on the bus dont know im wearing glowsticks under my clothes. I feel like a super hero.
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