So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
i love how you can even make your typing come across bitchy
You know you're hung over when your pose in art class is lying face down on the platform
I'm pregaming before our pregaming dinner...with peanut butter and beer. I think I need to re-evaluate my budget...
Just the budget?
It's sad that my net worth at the moment is 4 beers
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
Yah, I guess one silver lining is I'd never seen a full water cooler get thrown down a flight of stairs, gotta appreciate the little things
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
ok it turns out chain mail does not protect against falling down a flight of stairs. please send help.
the 5 D's of Dodgeball literally just saved my life
Please don't make me ever have to hear the words "the Queen's gynecologist" ever again.
He said he didn't want to go down on me so I told him we were going to have an oral stalemate.
In hindsight, I probably should not have let the waiter give me a chiropractic adjustment on my neck last night.
I think I fucked someone on the flight home last night.
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
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