My boss just called me into his office to apologize for being an "inadvertant cockblock"
i just unintentionally masturbated to my own facebook picture
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
I need a leather bustier to keep them in.
Too kinky for 11:30am. Stop that.
i woke up with a shattered plate next to my head.
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
You gave the cab driver your pants as collateral while you ran in the house for money.
WHAT THE FUCK. SUCH A BAD IDEA. YOU'RE NO LONGER IN CHARGE OF NOSE SUBSTANCES.
Ikeep having to ask jim if I'm actually talking. I canmt feel my body...this is what Christmas is all about
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
You described pouring milk in your strawberry cereal as a glittering magnificent water fall, skimming over the mountain and little strawberry citizens.
I have banged to "The Emperor's New Groove" way more than could possibly be reasonable.
Smoking a bowl and ordering Dominos, you want in on either, both, or none?
His dick is a skeleton key. It fits everywhere.
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