Ughh on my way to the bathroom now... literally just puked on myself and cleaned it off with a hot dog bun... I love tailgate
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
If we could never, ever tell mike i pissed in his closet, that would be really really great
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
She scratched my sunburn during sex. I didn't know whether to cry or cum
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
Tell her this is the Disneyland of penises.It's a magical place everyone should visit once in their life.
I'm too socially awkward and sexually frustrated to get through this evening sober.
Drinking from the bottle. In bed. Making dinosaur noises. Oh man.
Your next boyfriend should be from MENSA...you're so smart, it's intimidating as fuck. My penis retracted in fear.
Over 14,000 people at my school and the kid I went home with last night is IN MY FUCKING LECTURE
you hit your head on the sneeze guard and passed out at Pizza Hut they called the police
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
I missed you last night. I'm sure he will never forget the night i sang my heart will go on into his penis like a microphone
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