Thats how high i was. The fact that he looked like Seth Rogan was apparently a good thing.
Hey! Thanks for asking, but it didnt go well. He threw up in the car on the way to dinner. Blind dates arent for everyone.
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
Also, our mothers are placing bets on which of us will get pregnant first.
If you come, call before you come in. I'm tanning my balls. Enjoy that visual.
She found my wedding ring, sallowed it and wished me good luck explaining it to my wife before walking out. Now what?
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
Yes she scared me. She had NIPPLE CLAMPS ATTACHED TO A STUN GUN.
He's thawing a cheesecake on his stomach. We're that high.
GDI YOU HAVE THE GOD OF FUCKING THUNDER'S NUDES AND YOU DIDN'T SHARE
Me and my bruised tit have to wake up at 4 AM.
My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
Dude we need to hang out soon. I'm in the mood to get arrested again.
The sorting hat of life was not kind to you.....
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
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