my mom walked in on my vaccuming.......i wasnt vaccumming
i just google imaged poop.
He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
who were those guys at the table sniffing dryer sheets?
Someone tried to flush pizza down the toilet. Well, at least tried to
He got me coffee AND filled up my gas tank. He must've fucked another girl in my car..
Liver, I have supported you for 18 fucking years. Pull your weight for ONE NIGHT and detoxify this alcohol.
What did he say? I couldn't hear him over the sound of how awesome his beard is.
I remember saying your puke looked like a jellyfish and you got very offended.
There are only four things in life that are certain. 1 Death, 2 Taxes, 3 The wu tang clan aint nothin to fuck with, and 4 you will never be more important than taco bell
I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
I knew it was all downhill from there when the straight vodka I was drinking tasted like water.
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