4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
wow, i just saw a girl period all over the floor. get my shoes
So, someone in Olympia stole my credit card # last week and bought a platypus vibrator with it. That’s it.
Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
We woke up under the ping pong table holding hands.
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
I just want nice things and good sex
HOLY SHIT. I JUST FOUND OUT THAT THE KARL/RORY BASEBALL FIGHT THAT RORY LOST WAS 2 YEARS AGO TODAY. RIP KARL'S DICK.
That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
Bourbon is too strong for my cat, he does not want to drink it
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
I got conspiracy theory drunk.
And by "sexually intimate," you mean fuck buddies?
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