Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
Someone told me they could tell we were from cincinnati because we say "as fuck" after adjectives
he just had his sister send me a message about how he's not a creeper
Was his mother too busy breastfeeding him to do it?
I wish my mouth had a period so that could be my excuse on those days I don't feel like giving head
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
I'd just like to inform all involved that walking into a liquor store holding a milk crate at the beginning of a night as stock ends badly
I stuck my fake eyelashes to his balls after he passed out.
I accidentally walked in the wrong house but I somehow left with a chicken leg. Good fucking night.
DON'T PUKE iN THE PRINGLES CAN, WHATEVER YOU DO!
when I called the strip club they said there was a note with my credit card. "girl who punched guy in throat" fuck daytona
who knew my inner goddess was such a whore
I'm 2 seconds away from smashing the bottle and drinking it off the counter with a straw.
At one point I was counting his nipple hairs to calm myself down.
There is a wine bar at this airport that it is currently full of mid-40s women reading their Kindles. I'm attracted to all of them.
It's 11 A.M.
You know what, I think I will
Randomize
