cruising supermarkets, asking random people where i can get weed. fuck alaska
it was funny though when you first woke up you pointed at my shoe and said i need my jacket and then put my shoe on your hand
imagine how many guys you'd have sex if you didn't recieve your monthly gift.
First night in the new apartment. There are 12 people here i don't know, Tequila, and a crying girl locked in our bathroom. I think the apartment christening is complete.
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
Cookies. Watch out fir falling satellites.
Also, you peed on your hand last night. Id just like to point that out
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
In other news, people don't judge you when you buy a vibrator if you buy a funny birthday card and bag with it. I learned that this weekend.
In case you were wondering how drunk I was last night, there was an unopened slim Jim in front of my door and I ate it.
Three of my exes and one of my exes' brothers have hit me up and it's only been a week. I hate semester break.
Strip club or gay bar tonight?
I am an emotionally compromised bisexual.
How's everyone else's ass tattoo today?
I FOUND THE LEGS
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
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