Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
Now we are really drunk and her 17 yr old cousin is shitfaced. He may or may not have proposed a toast to octopuses and double fisting. And we just drank to Mexico.
im sitting in a tub with a sombrero on.. im just kind of confused.
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
July 5th AKA Day of regret AKA picnicing in a laundromat. Someone puked allover the comforter. Liffe of champions.
Wheres my essay?
You mean the vodka drenched shreds of paper taped all over the walls of the hallway?
Your message cut off at "shit on the floor". Your life is incredible.
That awkward moment when the dude you blew on camera in college friend requests you on Facebook.
Who is this?!????
That awkward moment when you think you're texting a friend the above statement, but instead you text a stranger.
There is a 90 percent chance I threw up in a mailbox last night....
But that's fine. Because I am an independent woman who is going to pull some jane Goodall shit and save the world one day......or be a porn star......either way they are going to wish they had fucked me.
I've decided to take one for the team and bang the landlady for lower rent.
Just to clarify, i'm coming over for tacos not a threesome
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
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