I want to come over to your house, give you money for liquor, fuck you, and then kick it untill I have to go home. Was that blatent enough for you?
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That's how twitter works, right?
What do you do when the person in the stall next to you says they're jealous?
I woke up to find her cooking breakfast wearing nothing but my Nuggets jersey. I don't think this could end better.
I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
Made it home ok. Only got hit by one car.
Update... last night a man tried to bite my ear. I think he swallowed my pearl earring.
He was rocking just a diaper, shoes, and a gun. Sadly, I would still hit it.
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
We had to take the hinges off the bathroom door. Needless to say, you are no longer welcome at that bar
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
I like how she'll post a picture on Instagram with her boyfriend and 2 hours later you'll send me a snap of her panties on your rear view mirror
you made cordon bleu at 4am and declared you were Marshall Stewart
I asked to see his balls for medical purposes.
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
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