I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
I just fell down the stairs in the library and further deviated my septum. That's why I don't study.
Retelling stories from our semester makes me realize we need to get tested for herpes.
You just kept yelling, "THAT'S THE POWER OF PINESOL, BABY!"
at what point last night did i decided to have a photo shoot with your camel toe
Speaking of testosterone. I saw a girl with a moustache thicker than one I can grow last night...
This is irresponsible on your part, leaving me alone in a bar.
Well he can play the xylophone with his erect cock... So he's got that going for him
I just moved 6 traffic cones blocking a row of traffic. I got applause.
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
then looked at this little girl next to me and was like "don't drink when you get older and don't let your best friend be with assholes." she looked at me like i was crazy
It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
Casually blacked out last night and apparently told him he couldn't come back to bed until he got me Taco Bell.
I think I left my thong in your bed. Careful. It has the power to destroy the agitator on a washing machine
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
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