I was taking a piss and started puking. I pissed myself and made a mess in the bathroom. Passed out, then got up and went back out from 11pm to 5am.
I changed 4 diapers and slept horribly in our hot apt. Now, I'm at my inlaws house watching the Rangers get pummeled. Oh how our lives differ.
Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
girl next to me is signing up for tough love. definitely getting laid.
I cannot remember December 31 for the past 3 years. it might as well not even exist on my calendar anymore
I somehow fell asleep on my kitchen counter using the microwave as a pillow
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
They had to restock the bar 3 times before midnight. There is a bridesmaid dress hanging in a tree outside.
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
If you don't ever hear from me again, just know that I loved you
Jesus Christ that's like a real possibility
He then used a box cutter I keep in my car to open the plan b. Who says chivalry is dead?
he took my bra off with his teeth, THEN decided he just wanted to make out and cuddle. i don't know what the female version of blue balls is, but i've been living with it since 1 a.m.
I’m ready to be reckless and make stupid decisions, and I need you to support me in that.
Sex was followed by homemade breadsticks. I waited till after the breadsticks were gone to tell her i had a gf.
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