I served up a girl her first a2m the other day. You would have been proud.
Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
You stood in front of a yellow Camaro and kept yelling at it to "Transform already!!!!".. yeah, I'd say you were pretty wasted.
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
He passed out on the floor and you kept hitting him in the dick and screaming "hammer of justice".
How can he have such a manly penis and baby hands?!
The best part is when you puked in your slurpree and the 7 eleven guy still made you pay for it
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
I knew you were blacked out when you started refusing beer.
I can't find the remote or the Doritos. Someone call 911. S.O.S. I sent this in Braille.
Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
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