he started yelling "this is my pussy" mid thrust
If I was doing exactly what I wanted right now I would be getting fucked on a jet ski while listening to "When Love Takes Over" by Kelly Rowland while eating french fries.
she must of just birthed a child cause her labia touched the floor
Hey guess what I got for Valentine's day? Debt and blue balls.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
She kept saying the tortilla understood her. I honestly don't know where she found a tortilla at the pool.
if i had known the extra weight would have gone to my tits, i would have started drinking years ago
The George Foreman grill is melted. I don't know what other problems could arise.
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
I just want to have sex and eat dumplings. Is that so much to ask?
You squatted and peed on the living room floor while maintaining eye contact with Sebastian
That means I have to put pants on. That is not something I am willing to do right now.
My trash can is full of used condoms and girl scout cookie boxes.
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
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