if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
thats what you get for writing a paper after liquor pitchers
its only a rough draft.
he quoted the bible to break up with me
Think of this as an opportunity. Like Jesus just opened up his closet, and inside is an endless supply of huge, beautiful cock.
You sat on my knee, like Santa, while I peed.
I'm not entirely sure what happened last night, but I think I dislocated my kneecap during an epic Mario Kart battle...
I accidentally kneed him in the balls while trying to straddle him so we ended up spending the night watching ffm porn online
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
YOU GAVE HIM A BLOWJOB ON YOUR DOORSTEP?!
If I learned anything from that one time I saw the last 10 minutes of oprah when they talked about the secret, it is that you project what you receive back. I also have wine.
His dick is magical but I don't want to die in this blizzard do you see my dilemma
bought a large fruitopia from McDonalds at 7:45 this morning. Spilled it on the ground. Cried. THAT hungover.
Im at a south american orphan benefit auction drinking stoli in a coffee mug, this is what my life has become, thanks a lot community college
he was wearing a pyjama shirt under a dress shirt under a hoodie under a robe under a rain poncho the man was prepared for anything
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