On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
he would probably call me "ma'am" when he's inside me. people love saying weird shit inside me.
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
woke up on the kitchen floor in the recovery position. at least drunk me remembered sober me's emt training
while you've been gone this has kinda turned into some sort of fivesome-type thing. just thought i should warn you for when you get back
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
I like how zombie Abe Lincoln and hooking up with a girl were on your same thought process.
I fucked some frat guy. Then I found my brother after and made him take his shirt off and then I made him tell me he loves me
I'm sure there are thousands getting dick today in the name of independence
My nerves will need dicks later so.. I'll call you
I'm so drunk and angry about the Michigan game the fact of my relationship being over doesn't matter
You have a penis. Therefore everything you say is automatically wrong.
I JUST WANT TO SIT IN MY UNDERWEAR AND WATCH THE BRAVES GAME AND NOT BE CONSTRAINED BY MY ED SHEERAN SHORTS
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