Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
Half Baked? Au contraire, Ben and Jerry, I was fully baked when I ate that whole pint of ice cream.
I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
I just banged two guys while dressed like an angel. I love this holiday.
I have a plus one for the Blackout Express, should I pen in your name?
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
Trying to figure out which chair my head was under last night
I found him in bed on a pullout couch with another dude. He had two empty puke buckets and his empty bottle of jagermeister right by his head.
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
A blind guy just told me that even he could see i was gay and encouraged me to chat up the girl behind that counter bc he thinks we'd make a cute couple. Are all Canadians this helpful?!
Mixing Powerade and white wine has been one of my better ideas.
It's only considered alcoholism if you're drinking from something other than a cup....right?
My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.
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