so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
I'm eating lunch next to a table of beautiful culturally-diverse women chattering away happily. It's like sitting next to a Yaz commercial.
Using manwich sauce as ketchup. Not bad. Love college.
That was the scariest sex i've ever heard....
It was the best sex i've ever had.
My dad just passed me a joint.. this is a turning point in my life.
Trying to convince my mother to let me take some of my sisters Lortab to sell is not going well
Someone please drive out to my house to bring me a beer.. There are some in the fridge but I just can't get up
lesson #1 of freshman year: grinding with a sombrero is difficult
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
Cool. I might be making a sickly but incredibly well dressed wine drunk appearance in a couple hours
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
Terrible idea I love it
I had a dream involving the worlds smallest pony, an asphalt volcano, and jimi hendrix. Never smoking 3 bowls before bed again
Dude come over...were drunk and I'm holding a T-shirt gun and discovered beer cans are the same size as rolled shirts.
My GF, FWB and Side piece are all booty calling me. I’m a victim of my sexual success
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