i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
the best thing about tacos is after you shit them all out you feel like to have room for your dignity to come back
I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
right before he passed out he said "take care of your tender spirit"
I waited so long to accept his friend request that he canceled it. So I added him and when he accepted I deleted him. I wonder how long this will be funny to me
He said "I wish they sold 40's in bars".. and a business plan came to mind. Maybe I CAN do something with my degree...
I swear there's a gravitational pull from your vagina to large groups of men in uniform.
And at least you didn't have a dinner of Ranch Pringles and Double Stuff Oreos. I forgot that part of being single.
you called me at 4 in the morning and invited me over for pasta and a late night viewing of titanic.
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
Dude!! Who the fuck glued Cheetos to my couch? Bastards!!
I sent him a blank text because I didn't want to "drunk text" him.
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