The next morning she woke up and asked who I was and where she was.
Me. At least after what I've been through.
tell your sister to shave her snatch
come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
I just slapped my cat in the face with my dildo. You were the only one I could tell.
He probs deserved it.
Every good man does.
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
I just puked on my dog.I feel summer coming on
The bathroom is trashed. Someone took down all the rings of the shower curtain and Scott threw up on the curtain liner. All the soap and shampoo is in the guest bedroom and the lightbulbs are in a drawer. And there are vom footprints.
I slept with him to see his dog one last time
We decided to cut you off after you insisted on eating peanuts by the dumpster
we just bought Vicodin from the Chinese delivery guy, this day just keeps getting better.
He knew exactly who I'd slept with after just one look at my crotch. He's like the Sherlock Holmes of cocks.
i decided this morning while eating my breakfast of red bull and cold pizza that i should take a vow of celibacy
He said that I looked like a "ghost had crawled up into my vagina and died"..so yeah, I'd say the hangover was noticeable.
I just gave myself a sponge bath with your sock. I hope you don't mind.
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