The problem with having your drunkeness documented at a wedding is not only does it show up all over facebook, but all over professional photography websites.
Yea.. I remember nothing. Except that the taxi driver was 56 years old and apparently never cheated on his wife.
I just googled if crying burns calories
I drank entirely too much. My skin hurts to wear
We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
maybe volvos are so family friendly and safe because they're extremely uncomfortable to get fucked on.
I gave up on alcohol forever for like 2 hours, that's got to be a new record
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
I have a present for you
Like a legit gift, not just me showing up and getting naked
Actually going to jail after your wedding is NOT part of the plan.
He somehow always manages to get me naked within 5 minutes of being together. It's like fucking witchcraft.
He totally sucks at sexting. He sent me a clothed shot of his ass captioned "I know this gets you going." What?
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
Fuck you and fuck your stupid hat
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