remember that time i ran away from the bar and passed out in a street cot?
neither do i
He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
where are you?
Hypothermia
Just for future reference: milk is NOT a good mixer no matter how drunk you are.
Nobody is here, I still yelled for someone to make me some toast. That my dear is commitment to doing nothing.
Want to get high and go thrifting? I'm trying to succeed making my dorm look like a deranged Applebees.
I'm pretty sure I'm the first person in the history of this college to rollerblade their walk of shame.
My aunt left me alone with the instructions to "get waisted" by the time she returns. I love drunk aunt.
I'm going to teach Troy such valuable life lessons. Yesterday I told him to stay away from girls who drink redbull and vodkas.
So now I'm lying here in bed taking notes from Teen Mom... I fucked up
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
i had every intention of working out now im just drinking wine and thinking about taking nudes in my thigh high tube socks
He texted me "sup", so I sent him that gif of the surprised guy and apparently it offended him
Saw the Peanut butter guy at checkout he had at least 30 containers of it and like 6 different kinds...
Randomize
