so i woke up this morning thinking _____ was in bed with me. . .but it was only a half eaten sonic burger
Do you think an esthetician would be willing to wax the Chanel Cs into my crotch? That way, whenever a guy gets ready to pound on it I can go "Careful, it's Chanel."
i woke up to her playing with my penis. just wiggling it around and around. awkward night? i would say so.
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
As much as I'm all for laying on his living room couch, watching spongebob and having spoon sex, it's becoming a routine.
i remember you telling me to take a shower, brush my teeth, go get back in bed w her, and "just do what i was born to do." and as soon as i stopped yacking i did just that. you saved my birthday.
Literally just one second of unclenched butt hole away from shitting my pants.
Thank you for caring about my cervix.
I DID NOT GO INTO HOURS OF STRENUOUS LABOR FOR YOU TO LOOK LIKE A DOMINATRIX BARMAID ON A WEEKDAY. AT LEAST SAVE IT FOR THE WEEKEND GDI.
Can't really tell your Mom you are moody due to dick deprivation.
Found a trail of Taco Bell hot sauce packets through the garage to our back door and cheese in my bra. I'll say it was a successful Sunday Funday.
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
Noo not in a booty call way, in a 'How are your abs and penis doing today?' sort of way.
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
I just met him at a place called the meat farm, Jesus be a shield.
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