So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
FYI..good luck when you get back from work.. mom and dad know about the boy you brought home last night
haha good one..how did you even know?
we all know. he obviously didn't leave when you might have told him to.. he came down when we were eating because he coud smell mom's cooking. the dude ate with us and offered to say grace. so yeah, good luck.
Unmistakable female orgasm noises coming from upstairs shower
She must've brought a toy -- seriously doubt that he's up to the task
i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
Just farted cum and thought I shit myself. Crisis averted tho
she said she's never had and orgasm AND she's a cubs fan...ouch.
My cock is literally on the edge of falling off. Fuck Vegas.
...But it's not like we would be the first people to pay for an abortion with student loans and cell phone rebates.
I was making out with him, and then his friend randomly took off my pants and started going down on me. My first semi-threesome was a success.
Do you think I could convince a doctor that my uterus is poisoning me? It wouldn't technically be a lie. It does more harm than good.
His flight is delayed. Mother Nature is delaying me from sex.
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
I should become a firefighter. Who uses his cock to fight fires. Like a Superhero.
like, is this a date?? I'm sitting on his couch drinking a juice box while he makes taquitos in sweat pants
She lured me back to her place with pizza and tits. I was totally helpless
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